Paratrooper Prints

M-Day

'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'

Paratrooper School.

'.....DOOR!'

'This suicide note you put in my pocket is just a gag, right'

'His experience as a paratrooper in the army was good training for feeding cattle. Both take lots of guts.'

Ready or not?

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'Probably a regiment macho thing'

Swinging through the jungle.

"I wonder if I can be of any assistance?"

Light Artillery

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'I dropped out of Parachute School.'

Para-Toast.

Parachutist in plane with ticket machine.

'Ben wants to join the 'Paratrooper Corps' when he grows up!'

Hopscotch landing zone.

Self Practice for Paratroopers

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

First aid in mountains

Very Difficult Conversations

Medical personnel give their hearts

Providing Healthcare For All

Broomstick crash.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'