Paranormal Performer T-Shirts

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Out To Lurch

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Ghost School.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Paranormal A-Z...

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Rocking Witches.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Channelling on the Cheap

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Ghostbasters 3

"Get a tomb!"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'