Paranormal Enthusiast Mugs

'It doesn't matter that your thesis is on extra sensory perception, you can't cite mindreading in your references.'

'That's your Uncle Joe. He's the black sheet of the family.'

"Nessie's been abducted by aliens."

"Junior. Drink your blood before it clots"

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

A ghost is at remedial school - 'OOB!'

Woman Begins To Sweep Away Her Shadow

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Ray, I think you may have a winning lottery ticket in the pants you were buried in...'

"Oh there, you are - I just spent three hours talking to a sheet draped over a chair."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

Doctor Spook.

Mind reading institute - 'You can say that again!'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

...preferably someone with a blood donor card...'

Invisible ink tattoos for ghosts.

'Sorry, there was a typo in the ad. It was supposed to read, 'Ghost' Whisperer.'

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

TV repair man being attacked by TV

Astral Projection

I'll better stop watching horror movies before I go to bed... My dreamcatcher exploded!'

"Parading around in fancy dress, prodding people with a fork is not what we call a peaceful protest!"

'I'm sensing hostility...'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'There's something very peculiar about this cemetery.'

"I'm a medium." "Really? I'm a large!" "Your late Aunt Nancy warmed me you'd say that."

'I thought I told you never to call me here!'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'And your specialist subject is the Invisible Man films?'

'Ghost sex.'

'Bought him a new pair of tap shoes. If he comes back to haunt me, I want to hear him coming.'

"I see water, lots of water... Oh wait. I see you suddenly realising that I'm just a mirage."

"Yes, I'm reading a book on paranormal phenomena. Why do you ask?"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."