Paranoid Planner Mugs

Start their day with a laugh! Our mugs for the paranoid planner feature witty designs that celebrate their love for organization and caution, making morning coffee or tea even more enjoyable.

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"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?" mockup

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

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'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.' mockup

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

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"Skin cancer. . . terrorism, I'm not taking any chances!"

"Skin cancer. . . terrorism, I'm not taking any chances!" mockup

"Skin cancer. . . terrorism, I'm not taking any chances!"

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No Immediate Danger

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The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well. mockup

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

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Conspiracy Cat

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"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?" mockup

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

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Hypochodriac worrying about his heart. mockup

Hypochodriac worrying about his heart.

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'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!' mockup

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

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"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that." mockup

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

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'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.' mockup

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

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Caterpillar Paranoia

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Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm. mockup

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

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"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

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The other day during the zombie apocalypse

The other day during the zombie apocalypse mockup

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

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"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings." mockup

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

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"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies." mockup

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

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At The Clown Bank.

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How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations. mockup

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

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'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.'

'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.' mockup

'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.'

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'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!' mockup

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

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The final days of hair coloring

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'I don't know what it is...I just have this funny feeling like I'm being followed.'

'I don't know what it is...I just have this funny feeling like I'm being followed.' mockup

'I don't know what it is...I just have this funny feeling like I'm being followed.'

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Things You Should Know About...

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'My backup special...'

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'The end is near.'

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'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?' mockup

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

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'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.' mockup

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

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"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium." mockup

"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."

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"Geoffrey's a bit worried about Lyme disease."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about Lyme disease." mockup

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about Lyme disease."

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"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world." mockup

"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."

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"All our devices are talking to each other - about me."

"All our devices are talking to each other - about me." mockup

"All our devices are talking to each other - about me."

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"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind." mockup

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

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"...And never take candy from strangers -- They might be spies!"

"...And never take candy from strangers -- They might be spies!" mockup

"...And never take candy from strangers -- They might be spies!"

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It's 11 p.m. do you know if your portfolio allocation will carry you through armageddon?

It's 11 p.m. do you know if your portfolio allocation will carry you through armageddon? mockup

It's 11 p.m. do you know if your portfolio allocation will carry you through armageddon?

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Paranoid Planner Mugs Collection

Paranoid Planner Pillows

Brighten their home or office with a pillow that showcases their love for order and meticulous planning. A cozy reminder of their organized nature.

Paranoid Planner Prints

Decorate their space with prints that highlight their careful planning. Perfect for adding a humorous and personal touch to their environment.

Paranoid Planner T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt to celebrate their meticulous personality. Our fun designs are ideal for anyone who loves to plan and organize with a sense of humor.