"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"
Paranoid Planner Mugs
Start their day with a laugh! Our mugs for the paranoid planner feature witty designs that celebrate their love for organization and caution, making morning coffee or tea even more enjoyable.
"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."
Three dozen scones, three dozen boxes of your best tea
'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'
"Skin cancer. . . terrorism, I'm not taking any chances!"
No Immediate Danger
The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.
Conspiracy Cat
"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"
Hypochodriac worrying about his heart.
'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'
"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."
'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'
Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.
Caterpillar Paranoia
At The Clown Bank.
"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."
"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"
"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."
The other day during the zombie apocalypse
How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.
'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.'
'My backup special...'
Things You Should Know About...
'I don't know what it is...I just have this funny feeling like I'm being followed.'
'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'
The final days of hair coloring
'The end is near.'
'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'
"Chief, I'd like a four-year sabbatical to prepare for the millennium."
"My cousin is lucky, he lives on the 14th floor. I'm sure he has a great view of the end of the world."
"Geoffrey's a bit worried about Lyme disease."
'Every friend is a potential security breach.'
"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."
"All our devices are talking to each other - about me."
Paranoid Planner Mugs Collection
Paranoid Planner Pillows
Brighten their home or office with a pillow that showcases their love for order and meticulous planning. A cozy reminder of their organized nature.
Paranoid Planner Prints
Decorate their space with prints that highlight their careful planning. Perfect for adding a humorous and personal touch to their environment.
Paranoid Planner T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt to celebrate their meticulous personality. Our fun designs are ideal for anyone who loves to plan and organize with a sense of humor.