Paralympic Sports T-Shirts

'We ask that bail be refused as the defendant has a history of doing a runner!'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Ice fisher.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

The rocket powered skiier

The Fast Lane.

Extreme Bungy

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Rock Climber

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Surfing koala.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Sport Utility Boot.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'