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Wheelchair Basketball

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"What do you mean it's not 'Thong Thursday?'"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

'Is the water cold?'

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Fishy tail.

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Centaur Sprinter

Fitness Course.

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

Wheelchair Basketball