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Wheelchair Basketball

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"What do you mean it's not 'Thong Thursday?'"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

'Is the water cold?'

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Fishy tail.

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Centaur Sprinter

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Fitness Course.

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

"You're overthinking this."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'