Paradoxical Personalities Pillows

'I want something that says I'm a death and sex obsessed psycho... with a heart of gold.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

The Physiciatrist...

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

Bumper Limos

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?'

Portrait of David Lynch

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

Hungry labradors online.

Grenadiers

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

"I suppose you could say I'm an enigmatic mixture of naughty and nice."

'We'd like somewhere with sand, sun, beaches and skiing.'

"He's always had a short fuse."

Right Against Right.

Man falling down neverending staircase.

Zeno Gives Directions

The Friendly Loan Company

"It's only a matter of time before we realize that time doesn't exist."

"Can you turn around so we can brush?"

We have a lot in common. I'm free range and he's off the leash.

"I'm not sure this will work - I'm a morning person and you're a night person."

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

'The doctor told me to get away for a while..Where I live, in the country, it's just too quiet for me, so I've come here for a vacation.'

'Son, you need to get your priorities wrong.'

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

The City that Never Sleeps.

"Yes, my name's misspelled on my diploma, but then, psychology is an inexact science."

"She sleeps outdoors a lot for someone who refuses to go camping."