Paradoxical Personalities Pillows

'I want something that says I'm a death and sex obsessed psycho... with a heart of gold.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

The Physiciatrist...

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Bumper Limos

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?'

Portrait of David Lynch

Hungry labradors online.

Right Against Right.

Grenadiers

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

"I suppose you could say I'm an enigmatic mixture of naughty and nice."

'We'd like somewhere with sand, sun, beaches and skiing.'

"He's always had a short fuse."

Man falling down neverending staircase.

Zeno Gives Directions

The Friendly Loan Company

"It's only a matter of time before we realize that time doesn't exist."

'Son, you need to get your priorities wrong.'

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

"Can you turn around so we can brush?"

We have a lot in common. I'm free range and he's off the leash.

"I'm not sure this will work - I'm a morning person and you're a night person."

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

'The doctor told me to get away for a while..Where I live, in the country, it's just too quiet for me, so I've come here for a vacation.'

The City that Never Sleeps.

"She sleeps outdoors a lot for someone who refuses to go camping."

"Yes, my name's misspelled on my diploma, but then, psychology is an inexact science."

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