Paradise Prank Lover Mugs

'There are times Peter when you push that joke too far!'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"Your Honor, the witness, in my opinion, has failed to establish credibility."

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Clown Watercooler

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

"Happy birthday!"

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

"Nice work, son. You missed the car but you nailed his bald spot."

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'Whoops!'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

"I told you not to make fun of primitive life-forms! Now these idiots are killing each other in your name!"

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"My trun!!"

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."

"Ok kids. . . dig me out please! You've had your little joke. . . c'mon -daddy's NOT angry with you. . . Please dig me out!!!"

Danger! Snake heaven.

The Meaning of Humour

We recently replaced Conchita's water with hyper-caffeinated espresso cappuccino. Let's see if she notices the difference.

'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'

Why God created Humans - "Adam, pull my finger!"

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

"It's not April Fools' Day, so who told the new girl that she had to check the contents of every packet of 'Hundreds and Thousands'?"

'Nurse, that isn't a catheter you've just inserted. It's the other end of my hosepipe!'