Parade Dreamer T-Shirts

"I have this crazy dream in which I'm the star of the Thanksgiving Day Parade."

'Salaries Manager. No.'

"We'll always have Paris..."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Odette from Swan Lake

Mimi's final scene

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Ballet dancer.

You're never too old for ballet!

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

Dancing woman

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Treble

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

The Music Box

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

Ballet Audition. I think I've just witnessed the pollution of Swan Lake.

Doggie Heaven

Mount Everest.

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

Prince Turveydrop's Dancing Academy

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

Peter Tchaikovsky.

Cinderella

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."