Parachute Pundit Prints

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Broomstick crash.

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

'I have a connection to make.'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

Pie chart - What were we studying, again?

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

'Come on! You only live once!'

Skills and experience held back by bureaucracy and protocols.

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

Caught on a Cloud

Ostrich with head buried in newspaper

Vernon Trunick with the 3 O'Clock Report

Unfortunate Sky Diving Partner.

Bad parachute jump.

"We still offer executives the Golden Parachute, but now it's a real thing in case stockholders storm the 59th floor."

'Call yourself a lemming? Get that parachute off your back!'