Parachute Aficionado Prints

'85 Quid per lesson??...You're having a laugh! Your advert in the paper says it's free-fall!'

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

'I have a connection to make.'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

Bad luck

"I was unreliable in a previous lifetime."

The Football Parachute

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

'Come on! You only live once!'

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

'I bet that new guy can't wait to tell a bunch of tall tales about where he's been and stuff...'

"Gesundheit!"

Plane crash on football pitch.

Hopscotch landing zone.

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

Looks green enough for me! Lizy May parachuted into Saanich-Gulf-Islands.

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

Fluffy suddenly realized it wasn't going to matter whether or not he could land on his feet from one mile up.

'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'

Acme Skydiving School.

Bad parachute jump.