Par Chaser Mugs

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Breakthrough

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Letter writing lady.

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Tango

Life in the fastest lane.

Astronaut

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

A Discreet Hint.

Flower tribute

'I'm not interested in what the paper is about, Dr Jones, I just want you to put me on the authors' list...'

'I knew him when he was just the tea boy.'

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

Fluctating Graph.

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'He's training for a career in law.'

Cosmic Ray

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'Go to Daddy!'

Born to be Wild

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'