Paperwork Pun Lover Mugs

Desk boxes: 'IN...DELEGATE'

Woman in office of Ace Escalator Co. has boxes marked 'Up and 'Down'

Neither Here nor There

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Here and There Trays

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

Indecision and Outrage Trays

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Actually, no, Bill, I can't move faster than this pace. Sorry."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

NeighWoof.

'This is the questionnaire we need everyone to fill out about their views on excessive bureaucracy.'

"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Dive in Archive.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Editor. Short. Sweet.

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

International House of Paperwork