Paperwork Pressure Fighter T-Shirts

"Government means testing has been keeping me nice and warm this winter."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Can do...No can do

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

In and Out Tray

Late/Too Late.

Shake it all about sign on desk

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

In, out, shake it all about.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."