Paperwork Escapist T-Shirts

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Footsteps Dance Club, on desk are In tray, Out tray, Shake it All About tray

Castaway with nothing to do.

'People exaggerate the amount of paperwork in the job.'

'I want out!'

How to Ignore Paperwork

The Philodendron-Filing Doldrums Dilemma

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Inout baskets.

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

The Buck Never Stops.

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Smoke and mirrors.

InIn by-products.