Paperless Seeker Gifts

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

The World's Easiest Airport

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

New York Netherworld

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Computerized society.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Keep it simple

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

'A lower salary will allow you to simplify your lifestyle.'