Paperless Seeker Gifts

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

The World's Easiest Airport

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

New York Netherworld

Not much money, glory, or praise

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Computerized society.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

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"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Keep it simple

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"