Paperless Living Gifts

The Cost of Photocopying

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

The Origami Society...

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

Computerized society.

In and Out Box

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

The Miracle Worker

"The weight of all the paperwork made my desk fall through the floor. This might be a sign that I need to go paperless."

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.

Book computer

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

Slam Dunking the Outtray

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'

'Try seeing it as an environmental triumph - think of the paper we're saving!'

"Was delegation the only thing you learnt on that management course?"

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

"We're going paperless, so we'll have to find you another office."

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."

"Well, I don't like doing paperwork at the business. I'd rather be watching a ball game. But we all have to do things that we don't want to do! That's part of life."

'We're going completely green.'

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

Origami Pets

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

'Thanks... I'm all for the paperless office - but I draw the line at the paperless toilet...'

"What do you mean, 'There's too much paper work'? We're a paper mill, for Pete's sake!"

E-File Muffy: Head of Household

Cowboy's office boxes: WHOA and GIDDYUP.

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather AND collate?"

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?