Paper Trailblazer Pillows

Oversized New York Times Delivered

"There aren't any tissues left - you'll have to use sheets of A4."

'I got the idea when I was blowing my leaves.'

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

Political Editor.

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"I've never skied paper before."

Made Out of Recycled Paper

Overworked in the office

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Can our software do that?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Dawing your Cellphone

Hither and Yon sign

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Trail mix?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Don't even think about it."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Women in a cross country race

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down