Paper Trail Skeptic Pillows

"I don't want to say my job is inconsequential, but most of the paperwork I deal with is shredded before it gets to me."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Computerized society.

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

Obama's surveillance of America.

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

"No, your cats don't bother me. I work under constant surveillance at the office."

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

Race to the presidency.

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

The Miracle Worker

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

"The weight of all the paperwork made my desk fall through the floor. This might be a sign that I need to go paperless."

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'

Privacy Conference Security

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

'Try seeing it as an environmental triumph - think of the paper we're saving!'

Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.