Paper Trail Skeptic Pillows

"I don't want to say my job is inconsequential, but most of the paperwork I deal with is shredded before it gets to me."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Computerized society.

After forty-seven years in management, it was only appropriate that he be buried in paperwork.

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

Obama's surveillance of America.

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

"No, your cats don't bother me. I work under constant surveillance at the office."

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT

The Miracle Worker

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

"The weight of all the paperwork made my desk fall through the floor. This might be a sign that I need to go paperless."

"Your family called. When you get caught up, they'd like you to send them a proof of life."

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

Race to the presidency.

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'

Privacy Conference Security

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

'Try seeing it as an environmental triumph - think of the paper we're saving!'