Paper Trail Navigator Pillows

"What do you want, accuracy or plausible deniability?"

'Management think staff need to use their common sense more...and this is how we want them to use it!'

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

'Hang on sir! I'll run get a request for assistance form.'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Overworked in the office

Hither and Yon sign

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Information. Innuendo

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

After forty-seven years in management, it was only appropriate that he be buried in paperwork.

Examiners.

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

'The secret of getting a good job that fits you perfectly is letting yourself in on what that really is!'

"Dunhomin"

Race to the presidency.

"Someday my grant will come."

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

Maze of legalities.

In and Out paper trays: Rules and Exceptions.

Office Pool of Paperwork.

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

Fishing bug, Inc has 'catch' and 'release' desk organisers.

"I've never skied paper before."