Paper Toss Expert Gifts

Girl throws paper ball into dog's anti-scratch collar...

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

The Buck Never Stops.

InIn by-products.

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"She's late for her stress management course."

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'Yawn! I'll toss you to see who goes...'

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

'Let's hold off making a decision until we have even more information we don't really need.'

"We've seen all the data and crunched all the numbers, now, heads or tails?"

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

Dept. of THIS, Dept. of THAT and Dept. of THE OTHER THING.

"This case poses a very difficult choice... I know, coin toss!"

'It was a toss-up whether to mow the lawn or play golf.'

'What GPs don't appreciate is that if you don't have middle managers to oversee forms like the 566c4-566 then you wouldn't even KNOW how many 566c4-566s have been filled out.'

'I see the top drawer of that cabinet is still sticking...'

'Oh, I don't have any particular job - I'm a GENERIC bureaucrat.'

Judge's Dilemma.

'Of COURSE we're patient focussed and I've got the paperwork to prove it!'

"Having trouble with that paper shredder again, Barry?"

Editor's Block. I love them all.

"Push the paper, Sean. Never pull."

"Hang on! Every time we flip to decide who will distract the cat, you call 'Heads' and I lose! Let me see this coin of yours!"

"It's O.K. I'm not really in the mood, either."

"Heads!"

"We don't get to decide when they throw the ball. Our job is to just stay ready to fetch it."