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'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

Inout baskets.

"I feel your pain."

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

InIn by-products.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Whack, Out of Whack.

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

In/Out Tray.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

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