Paper Craft Aficionado Prints

'Can't fake origami.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Stationery Shop

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

International House of Paperwork

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

'911!'

Desk boxes: 'TOO LITTLE...TOO LATE'