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"The doctor said it's just a bad fold."

Larry's used art

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"The overthinker"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Selfie

Wagging Dog

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Candle Portraits.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Giant white horse.

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Children's Art Show.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"...and this is one of us on the beach."