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"The doctor said it's just a bad fold."

Edward Scissorhands.

Larry's used art

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Candle Portraits.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

The Selfie

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Wagging Dog

"The overthinker"

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Cats at private view

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Children's Art Show.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Giant white horse.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)