Paper Art Admirer Pillows

"I'm really glad I did that course in Origami"

Larry's used art

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Wagging Dog

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

The Selfie

"The overthinker"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Candle Portraits.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Giant white horse.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Picasso: The Early Years

Children's Art Show.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."