Papal Regalia Collector T-Shirts

'Well, here I am at Castel Gandolfo. . .they took away mein ruby slippers!'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Posh Easter Egg

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

Pope Francis

Duchess

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'This next song is for my ex-wife, because she owns it and collects all the royalties.'

King

'Go on then.....Rule!'

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

Clothes Make the man...

Toaster: Settings are: Elvis Image - God's name - Mother Teresa

'I set off what?'

'Buy old masters, they hold their value better than old mistresses.'

'Still adding to your collection, Sir?'

"Get your one-of-a-kind burial cloth of Jesus!"

Bishop with mitre too big to get through door.

'I just think you obvious post holiday high is a little unseemly.'

Pope Francis

Pope Tour

Senior Prelate's Rail-Card

"Those days are over. I pretty much sit around now and collect my royalties."

Clerical Collars - Full Range of Styles.

"My majesty!"

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'We met through a shared interest - me.'

Pope Mobile

Argentine celebrates election of new pope.

'Rather unusual, Mr Wembley, but our research department assures us this is your coat of arms.'

'We're sorry about your loss Mrs Dingleheim. But what about his Picassos?'

Woman Rings Birdhouse Doorbell.