Papal History Buff Pillows

Papal elections.

Pope Benedict XVI resigns.

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Harry S. Truman

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

More Pardons

The Election Strategy

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

Conclave.

Ronald Reagan

Pope Francis

'I'd say it's six of one and one half dozen of the other.'

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

"As a nation I hope you will all come together and treat President Trump with the same amount of respect you gave me. It's only fair you treat him like crap, too!"

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

"A modest proposal: Why not arm the Trump administration for their own safety?"

21st Century Leadership

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Moses Parting the Red Tea

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Ducks crossing the Red Sea.

'Forty years wandering in the desert? -- but my legs have already begun to go!'

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

You two go, I'm following the stars on Twitter.

Saddam says 'I challenge you ...George W Bush to a debate...in English' - Bush replies ' ...now I know how cruel & evil you really are.'

"Moses carried forty pound tablets down the mountain with no back brace? Where was OSHA?"

Plagues

'Here she comes... put your best foot forward.'