Papal History Buff Pillows

Papal elections.

Pope Benedict XVI resigns.

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Harry S. Truman

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

More Pardons

The Election Strategy

Ronald Reagan

Conclave.

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

"As a nation I hope you will all come together and treat President Trump with the same amount of respect you gave me. It's only fair you treat him like crap, too!"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half dozen of the other.'

Pope Francis

"A modest proposal: Why not arm the Trump administration for their own safety?"

Moses Parting the Red Tea

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

Ducks crossing the Red Sea.

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

Saddam says 'I challenge you ...George W Bush to a debate...in English' - Bush replies ' ...now I know how cruel & evil you really are.'

'Forty years wandering in the desert? -- but my legs have already begun to go!'

"Moses carried forty pound tablets down the mountain with no back brace? Where was OSHA?"

The world welcomes Pope Francis I

'Here she comes... put your best foot forward.'

The sheep on Noah's ark got bored and took up water skiing.

Plagues