Panic Room Planner Prints

'Shopping? No, these bags are filled with fresh air that I'm stocking up in my panic room.'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Baby name suggestions.

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

"We've gone old fashioned and decided against finding out the sex of my obstetrician."

The stock market sky is falling.

Please take a number.

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

"Ironically, this all started with a little poke on Facebook."

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

"I trust I don't get them mixed up. The midwife will be weraing a badge. Mum will be wearing a sigh of relief."

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

'My backup special...'

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

Pregnancy.

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'The end is near.'

"We were wondering if now would be a good time to panic."

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Saving up for a rainy day.