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"Of course I'm a nervous wreck. I'm man's best friend! Who can take that kind of pressure?"

Canine Companion

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"He's a rescue."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

Desperate to save his 'Dognity', Rex needed proof that a bark control collar wasn't the way forward for a woof here. . . and a bark there!!'

"Too goth?"

Preschools for Dogs

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

(Dart! ….. I pressed the button for instructions in Spanish!)

"Not guilty, because puppies do these things."

'I told you we weren't pet people.'

'we're hoping it's just a phase with Junior.'

'Was the dog left in or out? It's hard to remember.'

'I should have known that he was just playing dead.'

'Ralph swears this dog eats better than he does.'

"Can you fetch all of these but leave these alone?"

Monk walking dog.