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Are we in a recession?

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

Rob Brydon.

Alan Davies.

"The election is underway!"

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

'I don't think he'll make it either....I feel it's time to call in a minister to give last rites'

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

Benchwarmer.

'How did it go?' 'We had an exchange of views...I went in with my views and came out with hers!'

North Korea tests a hydrogen bomb.

'I did everything I could...within your price range, that is.'

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

"The subject of tonight's discussion is: why are there no women on this panel?"

Parallel Universe Committee - Meeting Today!

"If we have ten students, and no child is left behind, how may students will go to college?"

"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"

Ian Hislop.

Controversy over species-change operations...

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: "Britain." Specifically about how a recent poll shows that nearly half of Britain misses Colonialism. They miss the day when they rounded up natives into camps, massacred them, tortured them into submission, ethnically cleansed whole regions, carved up their lands into arbitrary countries and made them all play cricket. Before I open the line to callers, I'm warning you, there will be a strict limit on the number of "Make Britain

'It's for a poll. How do you feel about superdelegates?'

Books And Their Authors: "Hollywood's view of shoes..."

'One day, this plant will have roots strong enough to lift up the rock. So, calm down and be patient.' (Sign reads 'Will work for food')

Ian Hislop

"Bush asked us not to gloat."