Pandemic Response Achievement Pillows

Decontamination

Opportunities in Coronatimes

2021

"Let's consider an early dive."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Distance to avoid contagion

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"I could get used to working remotely."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Covid and Restarting School

"With everyone returning to the office we've had to introduce some new protocols."

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

Zumma Cum Laude

COVID Road Map

Don't have a hot flush....

To-Let Town Centre Map

"Ummm, hold up a second, old chum . . ."

Dating in 2020

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."