Pandemic Punster Mugs

"Who ordered a shot and a beer?"

I'm so tired of social distancing

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

Social Distancing

A man and his dog wearing face masks

Mousehole Sanitiser

Vaccinating Death

"It seems to me that our plane is icy."

Fighting Covid

Covid Vaccine

Coronavirus

"Try sticking it there, it might be more effective!"

Sisyphus during Covid

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

"Rona you say, well nice to meet you." (man talking to the corona virus)

First aiders carry COVID-19 molecule on stretcher.

Meet me safely distanced under the mistletoe.

Tips for stopping the spread

Happy Brithday

"No, I'm afraid being the reserve left-back for Widdrington Amateur FC does not guarantee you to get one of the first testing kits."

'But it's nothing to do with swine flu. It's just a sty.'

'I'll try the turkey, with chestnut and penicillin stuffing.'

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"I know we're in lockdown-"

This job I got will only last until the pandemic is over. It's temp work.

If you can read this you're too close. Plainwell Ice Cream.

Comicron

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Dogs life

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

"It looks like we're out of sample placebos."