Pandemic Preparers Mugs

US has its first case of sexual transmitted Zika virus

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

The new global mantra flag for the future

COVID-19 Stops Economy

COVID Road Map

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

S.O.S. vaccine

Holiday Gifts 2020

And now for today's lead story. . .

"Thank you."

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

Airplane dropping vaccines.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Trick or Treatment.

Strainspotting

Shop signs: then vs. now

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

"I miss the free food, but it's nice to get our seat back."

Cuba increases mass vaccination

Death in the red zone

"Have a nice day"

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

Hand Sanitizer

"I'm not taking any chances!"

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

Opec & Coronavirus

Anthony Fauci is Trump's scapegoat

Hand Sanitiser