Pandemic Poets T-Shirts

Two strangers catch each other's eye whilst social distancing.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Distance to avoid contagion

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Lend me your ears

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Nonsense Poem

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

"The pandemic experts said flatten the curve? I thought they said flatten the curve."

Valentine Vaccines

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

The Organic

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Merry Christmas

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Decontamination

"Let's take off our sunglasses. I am getting NO feedback on this date!

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

The trap

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

I break for toilet paper

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

State of the Union

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"