Pandemic Humorists T-Shirts

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

"I put the wine for Elijah outside since we're in quarantine."

"I have to self-isolate - pass the packing tape...Cough!"

A band playing while wearing face masks

"Stay back I'm still worried about a second wave."

"Remember when we used to use that quaint phrase, 'business as usual'?

"It was a stimulus check impulse buy."

101 Uses Redundant Face Masks

"It was me who got you where you are today. . ."

"Looks like the strawberries are socially distancing."

"And back in May I got as far as the living room."

Self-isolating, house with cat looking out.

Mallorca: COVID Variants

"Just to be safe."

Social distancing failure

Modern Stadium.

Cookies and Sanitizer for Santa

"So much for loyalty! Fifty years under the same roof. . . and at the first sign of a pandemic, they turf ole sneezy out on his backside!"

Covid 19 Valentine Cherubs in Facemasks

Christmas 2020

The magic that never gives up

Garage sale

Lockdown Day 45: "From now on we eat food that doesn't require utensils!"

"Let's watch some TV to take our minds off the Lockdown."

I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may tap the kissy lips emoji.

Clean Dancing.

"Before Delta screws it up again."

"I hear furlough's being extended."

Coronavirus Pacman Game.

"If they don't leave soon, I'll have to keep ignoring them."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Distance to avoid contagion