Pandemic Playacting Pillows

"It's alright honey. Daddy's fine. He's just...practicing."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Tabletop Theatre

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

US National holiday

They're behind me aren't they?

"Jeez, these things are hot."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

The Remote Olympics

Covid Babies

Distancing with the Stars

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

You finished Netflix

Social Distancing

The Lone Ranger at Home

"That is six feet."

Mask cosmetics

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Children playing in the street

"Still too close."

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

Captain Pointy

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

"Rudolph! Take off that mask!!"

Home For Sale - TP Included

"Sorry, Paul. It's just not the same since we took our masks off."

Day 21 of self-isolation, and the DIY haircut hadn't been a complete success.

The Last Toilet Roll On Earth

"Guess we don't need to write 'Sorry we missed you...' slips anymore."

To stop the spread of the virus. . . Remember not to touch your face.