Pandemic Parody Hunter Mugs

Elf on the Shelf, 2020!

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Distance to avoid contagion

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Lend me your ears

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

US National holiday

The Organic

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Dinosaur Group Think

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Decontamination

Start of school year in Cuba 1

The trap

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

I break for toilet paper

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

Vaccine passport required

Social distance queue starts here

Bubbling

The Masked Singer

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

Covid-19, Mask Up

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge