Pandemic Parody Fans Mugs

Drücke dein Glück: Covid-Testausgabe

Bribes for Jabs

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Face Mask Romance

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

The trap

Dinosaur Group Think

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

Vaccine passport required

Bubbling

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Covid-19 Caution

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"Why not?"

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"Ahem... mask please..!"

"Thank God!"

Sleeping masks

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Teleworking was the death of the office party

"Sorry – there's a shortage of beds. On the bright side, you're way more infectious than the guy next to you."

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"Why are we following traffic lights? Rudolph got the corona Virus."

"Which one?"

Shelf-Isolation

"I'm wearing it wrong?"