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"You forgot this."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

The new normal

Economy

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Better times ahead.

Covid and Restarting School

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

Midlife: You Are Here.

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"Bad news. I've been fired! I was mouthing silent obscenities at the boss and forgot we don't wear masks at work anymore."

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

Pandemic-parenting

"Johnson, I need you to stop hanging around and gossiping at the sanitizer station."

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

"Once we're all vaccinated, will you still want to spend every waking moment together?"

Self-Isolating Hamster

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

"I don't get it, everyone talks about 'Working from Home' as if it's something new."

Casual Mask Fridays

All of this is very doable-

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"