Pandemic Humor Collector Prints

"Will you please marry somebody else."

It's just a guess, but right now there probably are more well-organized sock drawers than ever before.

"Still too close."

"Sorry sir, parks are for exercise only - sitting's not allowed."

"I don't know about you, but lately, my self-esteem has been through the roof!"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Distance to avoid contagion

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Bribes for Jabs

Lend me your ears

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

The Organic

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Virtual Beach

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

The trap

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

Face Mask Romance

Decontamination

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

I break for toilet paper

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Do what you can to flatten the curve