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Save me versus Feed me.

"Oh boy, I hope these guys are just wielding tranquilizer guns..."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

No Soliciting

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Don't even think about it."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"That's just not the real me."

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

Hope...

Orange Bengal Tiger

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Polar Bear arrives at house

"Jd Vance wants to visit"

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"