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Save me versus Feed me.

"Oh boy, I hope these guys are just wielding tranquilizer guns..."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

No Soliciting

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Don't even think about it."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"That's just not the real me."

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Hope...

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

Orange Bengal Tiger

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Sick polar bear humour...

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."