Pampered Ponies Pillows

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Why Poodles Become Killers

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

What female dogs think about their looks.

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Dog Chow Mein

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

Canine Tours

Best in Heat.

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.