Pampered Patient Mugs

Brighten their day with a witty mug designed for the pampered patient. Perfect for tea, coffee, or any warm drink, these mugs add humor and comfort to their self-care routine.

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Spa

from $19.00

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?" mockup

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

from $19.00

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash mockup

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

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"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here." mockup

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

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Emergency numbers on a telephone. mockup

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

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'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?' mockup

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

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"We'll get there when we get there!" mockup

"We'll get there when we get there!"

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The Cat Spa

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'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.' mockup

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

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Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.' mockup

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

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It was time for a little bit of lady admin

It was time for a little bit of lady admin mockup

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

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'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.' mockup

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

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"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport." mockup

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

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'Bored?'

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'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!' mockup

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

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Please Wait and wait and wait.

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The Manicure.

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Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages. mockup

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

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"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization." mockup

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

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The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out. mockup

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

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"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning." mockup

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

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A feast in a hospital bed.

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Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

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"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?" mockup

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

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Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

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"He spoils them."

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'There's only one side effect from this medication. It starts when you don't pay my bill!'

'There's only one side effect from this medication. It starts when you don't pay my bill!' mockup

'There's only one side effect from this medication. It starts when you don't pay my bill!'

from $19.00

Chill Out ZoneShell Out Zone.

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"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing." mockup

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

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Tweezers are a girl's best friend. mockup

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

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Thanks TSA

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'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?' mockup

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

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"Take me! After 15 minutes of cell phone chatter and day-time TV, a colonoscopy will be a relief!"

"Take me! After 15 minutes of cell phone chatter and day-time TV, a colonoscopy will be a relief!" mockup

"Take me! After 15 minutes of cell phone chatter and day-time TV, a colonoscopy will be a relief!"

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Pampered Patient Mugs Collection

Pampered Patient Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows with witty designs, perfect for supporting relaxation and adding humor to their space.

Pampered Patient Prints

Browse our playful prints that bring cheer and personality to any pampered patient’s environment—ideal for decorating and inspiring smiles.

Pampered Patient T-Shirts

Discover amusing T-shirts that celebrate pampering and relaxation—fun, comfortable, and ideal for casual wear.