Pamper Day Prints

Pampered and poodled.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Spa

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Loofah Lady

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

The Cat Spa

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"That's just not the real me."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Executive shoeshine and bald head buff, sir?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"He wants a second opinion."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor