Pamper Day Mugs

Pampered and poodled.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Spa

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Loofah Lady

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

The Cat Spa

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"That's just not the real me."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Executive shoeshine and bald head buff, sir?"

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"He wants a second opinion."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'