Palm Readings Pillows

Ill next Thursday

"Why bother?"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Asking out a palm reader.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"You're solemates!"

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Pie Filling Reader

"It will be all your fault."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Paw readings

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"Gas, is it the future?"

Amateur Palmist

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."