Palette Master Mugs

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Vincent Van Goat.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"Stop staring"

I'm color blind, please help.

Henri Matisse

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Brick Red Paint...

Shadow Artist

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'I didn't get a grant.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

Still life?

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

'You need to slow down - use more color.'