Paleoart Lover Gifts

A caveman paints from life

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Best before 65 million BC.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The Steakosaurus

Dinosaur Group Think

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Don't worry, Dearie -- when you've been married as long as I have, your forehead will recede, too!'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"Is that all you got? Hah! Not even close!"

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Extinct dinosaur...

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Paleo-to-go

'Hi, folks! -- I'm selling vacation time-shares in Atlantis.'

'Grandpa, tell us again how we won the war on terror!'

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."