Paleoart Lover Gifts

A caveman paints from life

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Best before 65 million BC.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

The Steakosaurus

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Dinosaur Group Think

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Dig Site. Frank, I've found some new fossils! They were undercovered next to relics, which indicate there was a society of advanced dinosaurs! Cups and saucers were found with the tea-rex fossils. The rap-tor was next to oversized jewelry. And the bronzesaurus bones were found with a tanning bed! That's incredible, Ernie! Hah! April fools! I guess it's fitting that Ernie get to April Fools day a little ahead of everybody else!

"Is that all you got? Hah! Not even close!"

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'Don't worry, Dearie -- when you've been married as long as I have, your forehead will recede, too!'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

Paleo-to-go

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

'Hi, folks! -- I'm selling vacation time-shares in Atlantis.'

'Grandpa, tell us again how we won the war on terror!'

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

Extinct dinosaur...

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."