Paleo-picasso Gifts

Looking for a creative gift for someone who loves art and the wild side of history? Our paleo-picasso themed products blend humor with artistic flair, making them ideal for artists, art enthusiasts, and those fascinated by ancient creativity. From colorful prints to fun accessories, these items bring a clever prehistoric twist to everyday objects, celebrating imagination and artistic spirit with a humorous edge.

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Neanderthal paints animals.

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"Where do we put Desserts?"

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"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again." mockup

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

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"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!" mockup

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

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Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart. mockup

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

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"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

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"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet." mockup

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

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The Steakosaurus

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"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad." mockup

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

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"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days." mockup

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

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"I assume you're on the paleo diet." mockup

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

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"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!" mockup

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

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"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

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'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!' mockup

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

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'...and they were carnivorous.'

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"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course." mockup

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

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'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.' mockup

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

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"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!" mockup

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

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'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.' mockup

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

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Paleo-to-go

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"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables." mockup

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

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"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian." mockup

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

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'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.' mockup

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

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"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..." mockup

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

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'Gronk head broke, and Oog have CLUB!' mockup

'Gronk head broke, and Oog have CLUB!'

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'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!' mockup

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

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'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!' mockup

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

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'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.' mockup

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

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'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!' mockup

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

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What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions mockup

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

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'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.' mockup

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

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'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?' mockup

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

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"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains." mockup

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

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'Man's first, best friend'

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"That guy."

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Paleo-picasso Gifts Collection

Paleo-picasso Mugs

Explore our full range of paleo-picasso mugs and find the perfect humorous, artistic gift for art lovers and creative minds alike.

Paleo-picasso Pillows

Browse our paleo-picasso pillows for uniquely fun home decor that adds an artistic and humorous prehistoric touch to your living space.

Paleo-picasso Prints

View our paleo-picasso prints to enjoy vibrant, clever art that celebrates the creativity and humor of our ancient ancestors, perfect for any art enthusiast.

Paleo-picasso T-Shirts

Check out our paleo-picasso t-shirts to discover fun, witty designs that express your love for art and prehistoric creativity in stylish ways.