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"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'That was fun!'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"It get it – you're hungry."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

A large leaf falling on a dog

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

A man and his dog

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Pet a Puppy

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"A little help, please."

No Soliciting

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Don't even think about it."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'I found him on the internet.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'Can Anna come out and ride?'